"Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships." - Linus Torvalds
"The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones."
"Yo Mamma's so fat, when she sat on a binary tree, she turned it into a sorted linked-list in O(1)." - Yo Mamma's jokes
“In the future, computers may weigh no more than 1.5 tonnes.” — Popular mechanics, 1949
- Le barman leur demande ce qu'ils veulent boire. - C'est deux threads qui entrent dans un bar.
Stay at 127.0.0.1, wear a 255.255.225.0.
"Ce paquet de données n'a tellement pas le sens de l'orientation que même en OSPF il atteint le nombre maximum de saut"
When I wrote this code, only God and I understood what it did. Now... only God knows.
“The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.” — Bill Gates
"To understand what recursion is, you have first to understand what recursion is."
"deux codeurs fonctionnels blaguent à la machine à café :
- i = i + 1
- hu hu hu"
Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
Algorithm ( noun. ) - Word used by programmers when they can't explain what they did.
Your mother is so fat, Dijkstra shortest path algorithm around her causes an infinite loop.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemmned to repeat it.